The newest day in the Weirdest Timeline sees Ubisoft’s stealth series Assassin’s Creed cross over with Roger Hargreaves’ 1970s children’s book series, Mr. Men. As spotted by Rock, Paper, Shotgun, the two brands are collaborating for a range of six titles based on the time-hopping mass-murder franchise.
“By mixing the Assassin’s Creed sense of adventure and history with the colorful and delightful designs of the Little Mr. Men, these books will appeal to both young and adult readers,” said Ubisoft in the announcement. “Follow Mister Ezio, Little Miss Kassandra, and Little Miss Eivor, as they each try to complete their own missions in the first three books of this series!”
Mister Ezio! He’s a killer! But Mr. Men is a cutesy thing for kids! Much Random!