Konami just launched an online merch store, and I know, I know – you’re not in the mood.
Regardless of how out-of-sync the company can be with modern sensibilities, we’ve got the good old days, and there are some surprising back-catalog picks in here like a Sunset Riders mug, a sweatshirt plastered with Goemon, and Track & Field t-shirts. I’m not here to dwell on that stuff, though.
I immediately darted toward the Castlevania section, straight past the apparel, to this:
My recent (and at this point probably annual) trip down memory lane with Castlevania Requiem and Castlevania Anniversary Collection has been building to this silliness. I can’t stop laughing.
$40 for a video game pillow? I shouldn’t. I really shouldn’t.